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Not that I have time for this. - December 23rd, 2004

About December 23rd, 2004

Props to Shalamar 11:51 am
There was a song in the 80s called "The Second Time Around" by a group called Shalamar. Anyone who ever visited a skating rink in his life has heard it, I'm sure. It's impossible not to dance when it starts playing.

But for the sake of keeping Plexx updated--as well as shellyan and euph76, who probably don't care, anyway--I'll try to update this thing. But, as I warned Plexx, it may just devolve into countless entries full of outlandish lies.

First funny thing to mention: when I mentioned to plexx that my girlfriend was upset that his journal is now "friends only," Plexx said, "Just give me her [livejournal] username, and I'll add her to my friends list."

When I told this to my girlfriend (Miss Mabel), we laughed and laughed and laughed, because she can't even be bothered to keep an address book for her Yahoo! e-mail account. I love a million things about her, but the fact that she won't trouble herself with technology has to be in the top five reasons why I adore her.
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Paul Simon: Bernadette

Nobody told me there'd be days like this 11:45 pm
. . . While the noise level crept back to normal next door, Loretta glanced out the window. She watched as her neighbors pulled Dewey's limo driver out of the vehicle, hanging him upside down by his ankles. As they shook him and moved him side to side, he screamed, quarters and dimes and an asthma inhaler hitting the ground.

The children fell upon the change like jackals upon a steak filet. A tussle commenced among a few of the women before one of them snatched up the asthma inhaler and tucked it like a tiny periscope down the front of her pink tube top next to a pack of Salem 100s . . .

-from A Barber for a Bald Man
Current Mood: tired
Current Music: The Cars "It's All I Can Do"

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